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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"fact":"Long, muscular hind legs enable snow leopards to leap seven times their own body length in a single bound.","length":106}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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Hohenau is a city and district of the Itapúa Department, Paraguay, located 8 kilometers away from Trinidad and 365 kilometers away from Asunción. It has extensive cultivation fields and streams nearby like the Capi'ivary, Poromocó, Mansisovy, Santa María and others.
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Juan Roget or Joan Roget was a spectacle maker in Girona, Catalonia, Spain who has been cited as a possible inventor